Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I used to run a crematorium for ducks and geese. It burned down.

 

[Cavalol]

It’s a nice church, Reverend.

It’s Norman.

It’s a nice church, Norman.

 

[Cavalol]

I tried to convince my mate to stop swimming in the sewers, but he was undeterred.

 

[Cavalol]

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.

 

[Cavalol]

{Through clenched teeth}

You've never made treacle toffee before, have you?

 

[morrisman]

I tried to convince my mate to stop swimming in the sewers, but he was undeterred.

He was going the the motions.

 

[EltonFrog]

I tried to convince my mate to stop swimming in the sewers, but he was undeterred.

He was going the the motions.

Both crap jokes.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

I used to run a crematorium for ducks and geese. It burned down.

Eider thought that was very expensive and left you with an awful lot of bills.

 

[PaulB]

I was addicted to gambling, so went into rehab.

When I came out again...
I was no better.

 

[morrisman]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

While driving to work I was robbed by a gang when I stopped at traffic lights.


They were pirates of the car I be in.



My coat? How kind!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Wee boy: Mum, can we get coconut dog?

Mum: There's no such thing

Wee boy: But dad pointed to one yesterday and said to Uncle Dave "look at the coconut dug".

 

[colly]

Wee boy: Mum, can we get coconut dog?

Mum: There's no such thing

Wee boy: But dad pointed to one yesterday and said to Uncle Dave "look at the coconut dug".

That is an absolutely brilliant surreal joke. Or a completely unfathomable crap joke. Or maybe......not a joke at all. Hmmm?

 

[subaqua]

That is an absolutely brilliant surreal joke. Or a completely unfathomable crap joke. Or maybe......not a joke at all. Hmmm?

A Scottish lad ...

 

[colly]

A Scottish lad ...

I tried it in a Scottish accent.


Edit: AHHHH. I geddit.

Edit: All that work for so little reward.