Any good jokes ... ?

Cavalol · 4 Jan 2019

Cavalol · 5 Jan 2019

Drunk three bottles of holy communion wine last night.

Got an Almighty hangover this morning.

PaulB · 5 Jan 2019

I'm not sure I believe all these scare stories about genetically modified food. I had a leg of salmon last night and I feel fine.

wheresthetorch · 5 Jan 2019

Einstein developed a theory about space.

It was about time, too.

colly · 5 Jan 2019

My wife tripped up and dropped a basket full of clothes she had just ironed fall all over the place.

I just sat there and watched it all unfold.

Lullabelle · 5 Jan 2019

Me: at school today I won tne Leslie Nielson Award
Dad: what's that?
Me: a big building with lots of kids

morrisman · 5 Jan 2019

Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we'll know when the time comes.

Archie_tect · 5 Jan 2019

morrisman said:
Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we'll know when the time comes.

That'll be when the cuck...oos

Chris S · 5 Jan 2019

What's white and slips around the dance floor?
Come Dancing.

colly · 5 Jan 2019

Chris S said:
What's white and slips around the dance floor?
Come Dancing.

I first heard that joke when I was about 14.

LeetleGreyCells · 6 Jan 2019

betty swollocks · 6 Jan 2019

Chris S · 6 Jan 2019

colly said:
I first heard that joke when I was about 14.

Me too - but I didn't understand it then. And the one about two nuns having a bath.

betty swollocks · 6 Jan 2019

Cavalol · 6 Jan 2019