Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

Jesus loves you"... Wonderful to hear in a church..... ... Terrifying to hear in a Mexican jail.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled and said yes.



The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard.

 

[Cavalol]

I have taken part in a nationwide survey on the effects of walking while absolutely drunk out of your face.

The results are staggering.

 

[User6179]

There is going to be lawsuits for a few posters if Tim Vine ever finds this thread!

 

[Saluki]

The smallest garden ornament is only 1cm high.

That is a little gnome fact.

 

[Threevok]

Our household has a very fair system of sharing soft cheese

It's one Roule for one and one Roule for another

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The smallest garden ornament is only 1cm high.

That is a little gnome fact.

Did you pinch that from the "factoid" thread?

 

[colly]

I never imagined a chiropractor would be very effective.

I stand corrected.

 

[morrisman]

Two cannibals are eating the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other says: "No"

 

[morrisman]

I got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night....
Not Happy

 

[subaqua]

Two cannibals are eating the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other says: "No"

What does it taste of ?

 

[Dave7]

What does it taste of ?

Dont know what s***e tastes like but I imagine its something similar.

 

[colly]

 

[PaulB]

My next door neighbour found his wife dead in the washing machine. He was sad but reassured himself that at least she'd died in comfort.

 

[Saluki]

Did you pinch that from the "factoid" thread?

No.
It was something my chap just randomly came out with. He isn’t on here.