Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

It would if I dropped the boy.

 

[roadrash]

That's where my bros knowledge ends...…….thank god

 

[Cavalol]

Get to the back of the boat, the captain said sternly.

 

[Freds Dad]

The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.

I said “Well I’m pretty good but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet”

 

[srw]

I recently read a book about an organ-player's assistant.
It was a real page-turner.

Did you pull out all the stops when you got to the last page?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[benb]

Maybe they could be penne pals

 

[Oldbloke]

Maybe they could be penne pals

and send each other picis?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[ozboz]

 

[Threevok]

Worried about my fitness, I've just bought a pair of trainers with memory foam

Mainly because I've got so fat- I can't remember what my feet look like

 

[Cavalol]

Can’t work my wife out, first it ‘Yes, fine, have a tattoo’ and the next she’s moaning about the bagpipers in the garden.

 

[Threevok]

My attempts to gain Royal approval for my cat, have once again failed

It never reigns but it paws

 

[Cavalol]

My attempts to gain Royal approval for my cat, have once again failed

It never reigns but it paws

We aren’t going to see better than that, hat truly doffed.

 

[Chris S]

Why did the one-armed monkey fall out of the tree?
Because somebody waved at him.