Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

If Father Christmas had a nationality would it be North Polish?

I hope not, he might not get in after Brexit

 

[morrisman]

The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security - at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.

 

[Threevok]

The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security - at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.

Wurst Joke ever

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Profpointy]

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Nah, that's Saturn's moon Tethys not Pluto

 

[Cavalol]

Now i'm not calling for a ban butYou should be ashamed of that one.

I really want to see Bohemian Rhapsody.
But I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family...

 

[Archie_tect]

I really want to see Bohemian Rhapsody.
But I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family...

Will you let me go?

 

[siadwell]

I really want to see Bohemian Rhapsody.
But I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family...

If you'd let me, I'd like to buy you a ticket. Not that I'm wealthy, you understand, but I'm easy come, easy go.

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[morrisman]

Why do auctioneers say "Going once... Going twice..."?
More-bid curiosity.

 

[Cavalol]

If you'd let me, I'd like to buy you a ticket. Not that I'm wealthy, you understand, but I'm easy come, easy go.

Only if you take me on your Welsh motorbike, the Rhondda 500.

 

[raleighnut]

Only if you take me on your Welsh motorbike, the Rhondda 500.

I thought he had a Suzuki Hayaboyo

 

[Oldbloke]

Thought it was a Harlech-Davidson

 

[siadwell]

Only if you take me on your Welsh motorbike, the Rhondda 500.

Sure, just jump on the bach.

 

[benb]

Is there a rear handel?