Any good jokes ... ?

[Smokin Joe]

I'm guessing there wasn't mushroom for negotiation then?

He didn't turnip for the interview.

 

[Salty seadog]

Have we not bean here before?

 

[Andy_R]

That only really works if it was on the A456.

or the A189 or A1068 - basically anywhere on the Northumberland coast between Ashington and Amble

 

[Chris S]

I've got a cold, so I Googled "lockets" and got hundreds of sites about the Chinese space programme.

 

[Salty seadog]

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b...b...but that's wasist....

 

[Cavalol]

I'm guessing there wasn't mushroom for negotiation then?

No, but I gave peas a chance.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Lettuce hope these stupid puns will stop now.

 

[Salty seadog]

Lettuce hope these stupid puns will stop now.

It chervil be a relief when they do.

 

[Wixsteman]

Puns always leek into the chat

 

[simonali]

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Harrow!

 

[Cavalol]

The future is DIY dentistry... brace yourselves.

 

[benb]

 

[Moderators]

Mod Note:
yet another joke in bad taste has attracted complaints, has been deleted, along with the usual complaints about moderators that don't instantly see inappropriate content.
As said numerous previous times, the CC Mods team is a small one, we are not online 24/7, we do not read all the posts but rely on reports to flag inappropriate content.
This thread has come to our attention a few times now: while we agree that not everybody agrees on what is appropriate, posters on this thread that continue to attract complaints will be thread banned.
Thank you.

 

[Cavalol]

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.

It’s currently half empty.

 

[Archie_tect]

I got booed off the stage again at the School Christmas charity fair... never pays to compere the market.