Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Why was the French chef suicidal?
He lost l'huile d'olive.
He lost l'huile d'olive.
Any good jokes ... ?
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betty swollocks
large member
Wish there was a double like button.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My Irish mate knows nothing about Ireland. Paddy Day
And to be REALLY PICKY it was the mount OF Olives..............but the joke was quite good though
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Two dogs sitting in the living room.
1st Dog: "Want to hear a good joke?"
2nd Dog: "Aye, sure. Go for it."
1st Dog: "Knock Kno..."
2nd Dog: "WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!"
1st Dog: "Want to hear a good joke?"
2nd Dog: "Aye, sure. Go for it."
1st Dog: "Knock Kno..."
2nd Dog: "WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!"
Tenacious Sloth
Guru
- Location
- Huntingdon, UK
I wish I could give this a million likes.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
betty swollocks
large member
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User6179
Guest
In Turkey on holiday & came across 1 of those Turkish bath houses
They shaved with a solid steel razor from below the neck line, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs & plucked the hairs out of the arse crack & moustache
The wife's never looked so good
They shaved with a solid steel razor from below the neck line, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs & plucked the hairs out of the arse crack & moustache
The wife's never looked so good
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
This has just started doing the rounds on FB.
Justice has been served!
There's been some scumbag called Carl going around breaking in to people's houses around here for months but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on!!!!! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.
Justice has been served!
There's been some scumbag called Carl going around breaking in to people's houses around here for months but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on!!!!! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
