Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Told the doctor that I have got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears. He said, "Are you sure?"I said, yes, I'm definite.

 

[colly]

Pi55 taking ?

 

[Dave7]

Told the doctor that I have got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears. He said, "Are you sure?"I said, yes, I'm definite.

I only had to read thay twice to get it
Very good.

 

[Lullabelle]

This has just started doing the rounds on FB.

Justice has been served!
There's been some scumbag called Carl going around breaking in to people's houses around here for months but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on!!!!! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.

 

[Smokin Joe]

What is it about being blind that makes you always want to walk the dog?

 

[Racing roadkill]

What’s the difference between an Indian, and an African Elephant?

One’s an elephant.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Arjimlad]

Why did KT Tunstall fall over? It was suddenly icy!

 

[Welsh wheels]

Hey girl do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.

 

[Cavalol]

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

 

[Cavalol]

 

[simonali]

Headwind?

 

[colly]

Kid looks exhausted.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[NorthernDave]

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