Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I Can't believe my doctor is actually called Phil Collins!


Anyway, he said he'd take a look at me now.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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Can I just say that's probably my favourite funny this year, still has me chortling. Wish I could give it two likes.

 

[raleighnut]

I Can't believe my doctor is actually called Phil Collins!


Anyway, he said he'd take a look at me now.

Maz's Daughter actually had a Doctor called Dr Hook, they used to refer to the surgery as 'The Medicine Shack'

 

[Dayvo]

I Can't believe my doctor is actually called Phil Collins!
Anyway, he said he'd take a look at me now.

Not a joke (but funny all the same - to me).

My optician at Exeter Boots was called Peter Tosh. I couldn't stop laughing after I saw his name tag.

 

[Profpointy]

Not a joke (but funny all the same - to me).

My optician at Exeter Boots was called Peter Tosh. I couldn't stop laughing after I saw his name tag.

Seems he had some real expertise

I'm say it cure glaucoma.
I man a de bush doctor

(edit - corrected after checking)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I have a repeating dream that Suggs is walking up my drive.

Is this the first sign of madness?

(Thanks to Mrs Trellis of North Wales for that one)

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tribanjules]

[QUOTE 5285357, member: 45"]Our dentist was called Mr Payne.

He was Welsh, so mom loved him.

He had very hairy arms.[/QUOTE]
You in bournvillle then ?

 

[midlife]

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What were those pictures / clues like that called BITD. I'm sure there was a game too...

 

[tribanjules]

[QUOTE 5285473, member: 45"]I was. You?[/QUOTE]
It's now his son Payne junior with the practise.
I'm b13 now

 

[tribanjules]

[QUOTE 5285601, member: 45"]Yeah, my sister was in Chris Payne's class at junior school.[/QUOTE]
Sent you a pm !

 

[Cavalol]

Found a great web site to improve your ventriloquism skill.
It’s at Gubbelyou Gubbleyou Gubbleyou got...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Did you hear about the sleepwalking nun? She was a roamin' Catholic.

 

[colly]

My local Indian takeaway has just introduced a terrific new meal.................chicken and otter curry.

Yes you guessed it.........................Chicken Tarka Masala

 

[Andy_R]

My local Indian takeaway has just introduced a terrific new meal.................chicken and otter curry.

Yes you guessed it.........................Chicken Tarka Masala

What's the difference between a Korma and a Tarka Masala? One's quite mild and the other's a little 'otter