Haha, that's brilliant! When I used to help my son do his paper round years ago there was a great Hitler cat, but we never managed to get a picture of it.
Any good jokes ... ?
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Haha, that's brilliant! When I used to help my son do his paper round years ago there was a great Hitler cat, but we never managed to get a picture of it.
Talking of which.... I squirted the contents of a Domestos bottle over a copper last week. I got charged with bleach of the police.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, it's that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
When you see someone crying, ask them if it's because of their haircut.
They where removed due to copyright infringement
Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
My doctor told me to distance myself from drugs.
So I've bought a six foot long straw.
So I've bought a six foot long straw.
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Tip for husbands -
If your wife asks you to rate how pretty she is on a scale of one to ten, 7 is the wrong answer
If your wife asks you to rate how pretty she is on a scale of one to ten, 7 is the wrong answer
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User6179
Guest
Not many people know that Nelson was 5' 6" in real life.
His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17'4"
That's a Horatio of around 3:1
His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17'4"
That's a Horatio of around 3:1
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
A new restaurant called karma has opened in the town centre, they have no menus, you get what you deserve
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
I used to flick peanuts at people in pubs in order to start fights. I now realise that my behaviour was appalling and antisocial.
These days I use Twiglets in case anyone has a nut allergy.
These days I use Twiglets in case anyone has a nut allergy.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I was born disabled, with no body. Luckily, a donor was found and I'm now as able as the next person. Unfortunately, my wife has left me and I've lost my job.
I should have given up while I was a head.
I should have given up while I was a head.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
my granddaughters joke of today....
question..what do you call a fish with no eyes
answer.... a fsh
question..what do you call a fish with no eyes
answer.... a fsh
