Any good jokes ... ?
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ADarkDraconis
Cardinal Member
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- Ohio, USA
Com-mink to think of it, you should let her know that you stole it.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Colly is often badgered by his grandchildren, as they would like to have a hamster.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I'm stumped for a reply to that.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
"The batman is Holding, the bowler's Willey"
monkeytennis
Well-Known Member
What county did Adam West play for then?
ADarkDraconis
Cardinal Member
- Location
- Ohio, USA
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels...
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels...
derrick
The Glue that binds us together.
- Location
- On the edge of London
A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ”Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, ”Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ”Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, ”Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
