Any good jokes ... ?
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Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
- Location
- Plymouth
I entered my password as "Holiday Luggage". They told me I couldn't have it, as passwords were case sensitive
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
I keep a list of all my passwords in a secure storage unit with my priceless hat collection.
I can't log in until I've taken the Caps Lock off.
I can't log in until I've taken the Caps Lock off.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
I keep all my passwords inside a pair of 80's sports shorts.
Every time I log onto the inter-net, they need to be washed.
Every time I log onto the inter-net, they need to be washed.
A man suspected of hiding drugs inside his body is refusing to do a poofor Essex Police.
His self-imposed toilet strike has now passed 20 days and officers are getting fed up with the lack of movement in the case.
His self-imposed toilet strike has now passed 20 days and officers are getting fed up with the lack of movement in the case.
(Apocryphal)
Back in the day, Rodney Marsh had just made his England debut. Sir Alf Ramsey had his beady eye on him:
"I'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder I'll pull you off at half time," to which Marsh replied: "Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea."
Back in the day, Rodney Marsh had just made his England debut. Sir Alf Ramsey had his beady eye on him:
"I'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder I'll pull you off at half time," to which Marsh replied: "Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea."
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User33236
Guest
Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.
He wasn’t happy about it.
He wasn’t happy about it.
simon.r
Person
- Location
- Nottingham
If Chris Froome was in the Olympic curling team he’d have a doctor’s note saying he could use a hoover.
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User33236
Guest
Went to a fetish restaurant this evening.
I got toed in the hole.
I got toed in the hole.
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
How many chefs does it take to change a lightbulb?
F*** off and change it yourself you ******* useless ******* ****!
F*** off and change it yourself you ******* useless ******* ****!
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User33236
Guest
Bought my wife a Pug dog.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
