Any good jokes ... ?

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classic33

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An old man and an old woman are sitting side by side in their rocking chairs.
The old woman is quietly embroidering, and the old man is engrossed in his newspaper.
After a moment, she looks at him with a wistful smile and says,
"Honey, you don’t sit close to me like you used to."
Hearing this, the old man sets down his paper and scoots his chair closer to hers.
She then adds, "And, honey, you don’t put your arm around me anymore."
Without hesitation, he gently wraps his arm around her.
A playful glint appears in her eyes as she says,
"Honey, you don’t nibble on my ear anymore."
Suddenly, the old man gets up and starts walking away.
Surprised, she calls out,
"Honey, where are you going?"
He turns back with a grin and says,
"Just going to get my teeth!"
 

AndyRM

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Sometimes we do not see or speak to friends for many weeks. If you have a friend who is a Man Utd fan, send them a message to Brighton up their day.

If you have a friend who is a Man Utd supporter then you can get tax relief for providing counselling to the poor person

(N,B. I think I lost a potential job with that comment
I arrived for an interview and was shown into the interview room - a nice posh conference room in Manchester overlooking Old Trafford
They proudly pointed this out and I commented

Very impressive - as I live in Liverpool I was hoping to get tax relief for providing an good example to less advantaged football supporters

I didn;t get the job
 
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