Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

Happily. I never did get the Christmas thing, especially all the gifts.

It's because the Three Wise Men bought the baby Jesus gifts

 

[Vantage]

They couldn't have been that wise or they woulda brought teddy bears, rattles and dummies.

 

[Punkawallah]

Happily. I never did get the Christmas thing, especially all the gifts.

The Baby Jesus never bothered about my birthday parties.

 

[richardfm]

The Baby Jesus never bothered about my birthday parties.

Probably because he lived 2000 years ago

 

[cyberknight]

It's because the Three Wise Men bought the baby Jesus gifts

talking of which guess who was a wise man at a school play ?

 

[craigwend]

 

[Profpointy]

Ah, but can we opt out?

Of course! You simply send him a formal GDPR notification at his address at the North Pole

Dear Father Christmas,

In accordance with GDPR please delete all the personal data you hold on me

Bah Humbug!

I remain Sir, your obedient servant

E Scrooge

 

[Gwylan]

They couldn't have been that wise or they woulda brought teddy bears, rattles and dummies.

Perhaps they had a slightly bigger perspective.

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Punkawallah]

Probably because he lived 2000 years ago

Obviously it’s not ‘the thought that counts’, then.

 

[roadrash]

My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them. I’ve done that, but now what do I do with the letters?

 

[Profpointy]

 

[tyred]

I needed to raise some money for Christmas so I went to pawn my grandfather's old army rifle.

They gave me two thousand in cash and didn't even take the gun.

 

[Andy in Germany]

It's because the Three Wise Men bought the baby Jesus gifts

I recall there were three gifts in the gospels, but no mention of how many wise men. When I was working in youth work, I worked on a Christmas story involving the fourth wise man. His name was Colin, and he'd brought a teddy, but he turned around after the other three told him it was silly to bring a teddy for such an important occasion; the point being of course that the other "wise men" were being twits: all gifts are important and will be accepted by God.

Also, there is no mention specifically of a donkey in the Old or New Testament. Several asses, but no donkeys; and they say there's no humour in the bible.