Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

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Indeed. I have a few ashtrays made in metalwork class, hand-beaten from sheet brass. A good skill to learn but what a stupid thing to encourage teenagers to make!

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
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🍕🍕Deep Pan, Crisp and Even..🍕🍕

 

[Supersuperleeds]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
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🍕🍕Deep Pan, Crisp and Even..🍕🍕

That joke is nearly as old as you, but not quite as old as...............













@welsh dragon

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

I bought an advent calendar for Jehovah's Witnesses.
You open a door and somebody tells you to piss off.

 

[Punkawallah]

I bought an advent calendar for Jehovah's Witnesses.
You open a door and somebody tells you to piss off.

Is that like the advent calendar sold -by- Jehovah’s Witnesses, where none of the doors will open to you?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dag Hammar]

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A Horse With No Name.

 

[Dag Hammar]

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Russ Conway, Side Saddle.

 

[craigwend]

'Aldi Mule ' was first released in 1959 by English singer Gracie Fields. It's a popular Christmas tune covered by many artists; its most successful version was by the Danish singing duo of Nina and Frederik in 1960

 

[markemark]

Aldi kings horses.

 

[Dave7]

'Aldi Mule ' was first released in 1959 by English singer Gracie Fields. It's a popular Christmas tune covered by many artists; its most successful version was by the Danish singing duo of Nina and Frederik in 1960

Sadly I remember Nina and Frederik