ebikeerwidnes
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I have no idea if that works or not and I am not trying it in case it doesn;t work!!!
Any good jokes ... ?
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I have no idea if that works or not and I am not trying it in case it doesn;t work!!!
Same here.
I have borrowed it and sent it to 4 people and none of them has questioned it.
Three of them are lfc fans and one is the wife of a Utd fan who sent me 4 laughing smilies.
I haven't either, to be honest I don't want to think of it not working as it's already upset some of my Man Ure supporting friends
Seevio
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It works. You can relax now.
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Have sent it to a select audience (2 Leeds, 1 Spurs and 1 Birmingham City) all loved it, naturally.
Thought it best, to not send it to my father in law, brother in law, and stepson, as all Man U, although, of course, none of them have ever lived within 150 miles of Old Trafford
Thought it best, to not send it to my father in law, brother in law, and stepson, as all Man U, although, of course, none of them have ever lived within 150 miles of Old Trafford
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
My commiserations
On a brighter note I believe that you may be able to get tax relief for missionary work and helping out the mentally challenged
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
On a more serious note - I think I lost a possible job for a comment like that
It was in Manchester and the interview was in a room overlooking Old Trafford - which the interview team pointed out as a benefit
I commented that I was hoping to apply for tax relief for missionary work among the heathens
I didn;t get the job - no idea why!!!
Is he wearing her trousers?
classic33
Leg End Member
Two old men are sitting in a bar.
One of them looks at the other and says,
"You look familiar... where are you from?"
The second old man replies, "Ireland."
The first old man looks astonished and says,
"No way, I'm from Ireland myself, what a small world!"
The second old man then looks at the first and asks, "What city?"
The first old man says, "Dublin?"
The second old man looks astonished again,
"No way, I'm from Dublin meself! What a small world."
The first man looks at the second old man, "What school did you go to?"
The second old man replies, "Saint Mary's, class of '89."
The first old man is absolutely baffled,
"No way, Saint Mary's class of '89 myself! What a small world!"
At this point, another man comes into the bar and says to the bartender,
"Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?"
The bartender says,
"Not really... but the Murphy twins are drunk again."
One of them looks at the other and says,
"You look familiar... where are you from?"
The second old man replies, "Ireland."
The first old man looks astonished and says,
"No way, I'm from Ireland myself, what a small world!"
The second old man then looks at the first and asks, "What city?"
The first old man says, "Dublin?"
The second old man looks astonished again,
"No way, I'm from Dublin meself! What a small world."
The first man looks at the second old man, "What school did you go to?"
The second old man replies, "Saint Mary's, class of '89."
The first old man is absolutely baffled,
"No way, Saint Mary's class of '89 myself! What a small world!"
At this point, another man comes into the bar and says to the bartender,
"Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?"
The bartender says,
"Not really... but the Murphy twins are drunk again."
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
An elderly couple were in bed and he was trying to get to sleep.
She pushes him and says "I remember when you used to hold my hand" so he briefly touched her hand then started to doze off.
She pushes him and says "I remember when you used to kiss me" so he gives her a peck on the cheek and again starts to doze off.
Again she pushes him and says "I remember when you used to gently bite my neck"
He throws the covers back and gets out of bed.
She says "where are you going"?
He says "to get my bloody teeth"
She pushes him and says "I remember when you used to hold my hand" so he briefly touched her hand then started to doze off.
She pushes him and says "I remember when you used to kiss me" so he gives her a peck on the cheek and again starts to doze off.
Again she pushes him and says "I remember when you used to gently bite my neck"
He throws the covers back and gets out of bed.
She says "where are you going"?
He says "to get my bloody teeth"
