Any good jokes ... ?

[JtB]

A new pie shop has opened in the village. It's open 22/7.

The pedants in the village have noted that it’s open almost but not quite 22/7 😉

 

[markemark]

The pedants in the village have noted that it’s open almost but not quite 22/7 😉

Those pedants are irrational.

 

[classic33]

An elderly Bradford couple are playing ‘I Spy’ in the kitchen.
Husband: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with T".
Wife: "Tea pot?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!"
Wife: "Tea towel?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!"
Wife: "Toaster?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!" he replied drumming his fingers on the work top, getting irritated.
Wife: "Oh I don’t know." She said at long last. "I give in!"
Husband: "It’s easy!" he said, "It's t’oven!"

 

[Dave7]

A trucker who has been on the road for months goes into a brothel. He slaps £200 down and says "I want your ugliest girl and a cheese sandwich" .
The madame says "for that money you can have our most beautiful girl"
The guy says " I'm not horny, I'm just homesick".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Gwylan]

Or even n+2th!!

Should be able to be the n+(n-1).

 

[Gwylan]

Presumably this year's is the n+1th event.

When's the Fibonacci convention?

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Alex321]

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You really should lok back at least one page
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-7310578

 

[Cavalol]

To pass the time last night, my wife and I were competing to see who could do the best black country accent. She won hands down.
Just goes to show - the female of the species is more Dudley than the male.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

Watch out for those Black Friday deals...

 

[Cavalol]

I've got a pet tree. It's a bit like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

 

[Cavalol]

I am just trying to make an anagram of MANCHESTER UNITED.
So far I have 'MEAN RED SHITE' with only U, T, N and C left....