JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
The pedants in the village have noted that it’s open almost but not quite 22/7 😉
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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classic33
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An elderly Bradford couple are playing ‘I Spy’ in the kitchen.
Husband: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with T".
Wife: "Tea pot?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!"
Wife: "Tea towel?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!"
Wife: "Toaster?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!" he replied drumming his fingers on the work top, getting irritated.
Wife: "Oh I don’t know." She said at long last. "I give in!"
Husband: "It’s easy!" he said, "It's t’oven!"
Husband: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with T".
Wife: "Tea pot?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!"
Wife: "Tea towel?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!"
Wife: "Toaster?"
Husband: "Nay Lass!" he replied drumming his fingers on the work top, getting irritated.
Wife: "Oh I don’t know." She said at long last. "I give in!"
Husband: "It’s easy!" he said, "It's t’oven!"
