Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[AndyRM]

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There's something bleakly wonderful that it's got an advert for a Purge film on the side.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife didn't believe I could make myself invisible.
If only she could see me now.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Computer: Please enter new password.
Me: HiHat
Computer: Password must not contain a symbol.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

🇺🇸

 

[Cavalol]

My wife keeps accusing me of making things up.

I wouldn't mind, but we're not even married.

 

[Cavalol]

If anyone doesn't know what a cloning machine does, that makes two of us.

 

[srj10]

If anyone wants to talk about bad joinery skills, my door is always open.

 

[tyred]