Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

A ghost walked into a bar.

The bartender said "I'm very sorry, we don't serve spirits."

 

[Alex H]

What's that top one?

Engine management light - AKA 'Check Engine'

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Tenkaykev]

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I used to love Viz's " Top Tips ". One of my favourites was " Fool your neighbours into thinking you have an expensive gravel drive by filling your hubcaps with cornflakes "

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[presta]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[markemark]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A ghost walked into a bar.

The bartender said "I'm very sorry, we don't serve spirits."

I was in a bar a few years ago - it was somewhere in Scotland

Behind the bar was a whisky bottle with a notice on it saying they think it is haunted

so - after a while of resisting - I asked why they though it is haunted

apparently they think there is a Spirit in it

 

[Seevio]

Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?