Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

That is eggsactly what I thought you would say.

Easy over there guys

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[postman]

George and Mary got on so well in the retirement home they made plans to get married.Over weeks of planning they agreed on everything to mutual satisfaction.Mary said George there is only one thing more to talk about,and to me it is very important.Sex,what do you think about it.George said Mary i like it infrequently.George lovingly looking in to Mary's eyes asked.Is that one word or two.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That is eggsactly what I thought you would say.

Eggselent thinking

 

[newts]

Eggselent thinking

Un ouef of the egg jokes.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Un ouef of the egg jokes.

Why, are your brains getting scrambled?

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Un ouef of the egg jokes.

You not getting the yolk?

 

[Alex H]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Un ouef of the egg jokes.

Incidentally, what is wrong with the French that eggs are masculine?

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[AndyRM]