Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

 

[postman]

We have just taken our new car for a spin on the M1.We stopped off at a service station.Two lattes and two chocolate cookies please.Sorry i only have a £20 note.Don't worry love.you can put one of the cookies back.

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[presta]

View: https://twitter.com/fietsprofessor/status/1845436656242827543

 

[tyred]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33841386/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

 

[Cavalol]

Get fed up when I can't complete a crossword.
I never seem to get too down though.

 

[Seevio]

Dracula: Ah ah ah! Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make.
Bats: [extremely loud ska]

 

[Electric_Andy]

This is a long shot, but by any chance did anyone score a goal from 30 yards on Saturday?

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

This is a long shot, but by any chance did anyone score a goal from 30 yards on Saturday?

I thought I'd wing it and sent that onto several friends but got FA response. Perhaps we set the bar too high with this post, and are now paying the penalty.