Any good jokes ... ?

[classic33]

Bill walked into a chemist shop and said "Do you sell Viagra?"
"Yes, Sir", the chemist said.
"Can I get it over the counter?"
"Depends how many you take".

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[AndyRM]

The BBC are starting a new talent show to find the next Shakespeare.

It's called 'Come and have a go if you think you're bard enough.'

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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A bit worrying about the breeding and general conditions that mean a chicken (or maybe similar) can no longer be labelled as a chicken!!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

Leeds Council are advertising for street cleaners,no training needed,just pick it up as you go along.

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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...and why didn't it also disappear at Midnight, or am overthinking this....