classic33
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Jack wakes up in a hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again and everything; however, your manhood was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it.”
Jack groans, but the doctor goes on "You have £9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new one They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly £1,000 an inch. On hearing this Jack perks up considerably.
Doctor: "You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit uncomfortable. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed."
The doctor agrees to give Jack and his wife tine to talk this over and returns the following day
Doctor: "So, have you spoken with your wife?”
Jack: "Yes I have," says Jack
Doctor: "And has she helped you make a decision?”
Jack: "Yes".
Doctor: "What is your decision?".
Jack: "We're getting a new kitchen".
Jack groans, but the doctor goes on "You have £9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new one They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly £1,000 an inch. On hearing this Jack perks up considerably.
Doctor: "You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit uncomfortable. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed."
The doctor agrees to give Jack and his wife tine to talk this over and returns the following day
Doctor: "So, have you spoken with your wife?”
Jack: "Yes I have," says Jack
Doctor: "And has she helped you make a decision?”
Jack: "Yes".
Doctor: "What is your decision?".
Jack: "We're getting a new kitchen".
