Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Went to the Docs yesterday. I told him.....
I have a sore throat
My ears are blocked
My nose is running
My eyes are sore
He told me there is nothing wrong, it's all in my head.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Went to the Docs yesterday. I told him.....
I have a sore throat
My ears are blocked
My nose is running
My eyes are sore
He told me there is nothing wrong, it's all in my head.

AT the end of the day everything is in your hear

if you have a metal rod through your leg then the pain is only felt in your head

I learned this when I was a teenager when my Dad slipped on some snow and made a big cut right down his leg from the knee to the ancle

Now - my Dad had serious spinal injuries from the war - so he had zero feeling lower than a certain point ( a bit higher and I wouldn;t exist - but neither would my jokes
anyway - he didn;t seem hurt but insisted we got him to his surgery (in the house - he was a Chiropodist)
when I got him there we discovered the cut and I helped him clean it up
he never flinched because he couldn't feel anything

very learning experience

 

[roadrash]

 

[mistyoptic]