Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

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It really wouldn't surprise me if this is genuine.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

It really wouldn't surprise me if this is genuine.

Patient notes become legal documents so it’s not uncommon to see events written word for word if it involves a conversation. It could very well be true.

 

[tyred]

Patient notes become legal documents so it’s not uncommon to see events written word for word if it involves a conversation. It could very well be true.

I work for a health insurance company and once saw a claim where the doctor's handwritten notes on the top said "Patient collided motorcycle with tree. Patient denied visual impairment. Patient denied exceeding highway speed limit. Patient denied consumption of alcohol!"

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[screenman]

I once caught my son chewing on electrical wires.
So, I grounded him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

 

[tyred]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

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I have a photo of my office without my bike in it, and cycle clothing hanging up to dry (especially in winter), that I occasionally use in Teams meetings 😁

 

[PeteXXX]

Genie: Alright, 3 rules:

No wishing anyone dead.
No forced falling in love.
No bringing anyone back from the dead.

Me: I wish envelopes moaned when you licked them.

Genie: There are 4 rules.....

 

[markemark]

 

[welsh dragon]

Boss. Can you work this weekend?

Me. Yes but I will be late as public transport is rubbish at the weekend.

Boss. What time to you get here.

Me. Monday.

 

[Cavalol]

Anyone on here good with computers?

Just added an Andre Onana wallpaper, and now I can't save anything.

 

[postman]

Anyone on here good with computers?

Just added an Andre Onana wallpaper, and now I can't save anything.

Just reminded me of Good Morning Vietnam.Youre going straight to hell for that one.Ha ha.

 

[tyred]