Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I’m sure I have mentioned this before but I get really wound up when I read members comments on here and they get confused by the words kerb and curb, pedals and peddles. Cyclists should know better.

As it would appear you're actually being serious, I'd have thought you'd have known how to use punctuation properly. Pedantic cyclists really should know better.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Dag Hammar]

As it would appear you're actually being serious, I'd have thought you'd have known how to use punctuation properly. Pedantic cyclists really should know better.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. 🤣

 

[Alex321]

As it would appear you're actually being serious, I'd have thought you'd have known how to use punctuation properly. Pedantic cyclists really should know better.

Why?

A lot of people aren't perfect wirth punctuation, while being able to spell perfectly well.

Not that there is anything ac tually wrong with the punctuation of what you quoted.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

For sale: Four Oasis tickets. Willing to swap for a four bed semi-detached with a double garage and ensuite.

 

[Cavalol]

Why?

A lot of people aren't perfect wirth punctuation, while being able to spell perfectly well.

Not that there is anything ac tually wrong with the punctuation of what you quoted.

Glass houses/stones.

 

[Alex321]

Glass houses/stones.

Your point being?

 

[Chris S]

For sale: Four Oasis tickets. Willing to swap for a four bed semi-detached with a double garage and ensuite.

Why would anyone want to buy an Oasis ticket? There are plenty of druggies singing out of tune on park benches for free.

 

[Gwylan]

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. 🤣

I'll give you a punch anytime I'm bothered

 

[Gwylan]

Why?

A lot of people aren't perfect wirth punctuation, while being able to spell perfectly well.

Not that there is anything ac tually wrong with the punctuation of what you quoted.

But punctuation is part of it. The entire sense can be changed by the punctuation.
Sprelling is also a challenge.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[DaveReading]

Not that there is anything actually wrong with the punctuation of what you quoted.

Apostrophes aside.

 

[Cavalol]

Saudi's largest women's football team has broken the world transfer record.

The new signing will be veiled at a press conference today

 

[Alex321]

Apostrophes aside.

I don't see any misplaced apostrophes in what Cavalol quoted?