Any good jokes ... ?

[Alex321]

Apostrophes aside.

I don't see any misplaced apostrophes in what Cavalol quoted?

 

[Alex321]

But punctuation is part of it. The entire sense can be changed by the punctuation.
Sprelling is also a challenge.

It can, but it wasn't in this case. I still have no idea what Cavalol thought was wrong (or DaveReading).

 

[Seevio]

It can, but it wasn't in this case. I still have no idea what Cavalol thought was wrong (or DaveReading).

... when I read members comments...

Should be members' comments, as in, the comments belonging to the members.

Can we get back to the jokes now?

 

[Profpointy]

Should be members' comments, as in, the comments belonging to the members.

Can we get back to the jokes now?

Which is correct

I helped my uncle Jack off his horse

I helped my uncle jack off his horse

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

 

[Profpointy]

The need for the Oxford comma is another good subject.

I had lunch with two transvestites, the Pope and the Prime Minister

is rather different from

I had lunch with two transvestites, the Pope, and the Prime Minister

 

[Dag Hammar]

Following the above thread on the subject of punctuation . . . . . . . . .

The other day my dog chased a man on his bike. Reluctantly I’ve had to take the bike off of him.

 

[Gwylan]

Following the above thread on the subject of punctuation . . . . . . . . .

The other day my dog chased a man on his bike. Reluctantly I’ve had to take the bike off of him.

But what regime does your dog use for his chain care?

 

[Dag Hammar]

But what regime does your dog use for his chain care?

He doesn’t have a chain, he has a beautiful leather collar !



Come on guys, admonish me for ending with an exclamation mark.

 

[Gwylan]

He doesn’t have a chain, he has a beautiful leather collar !



Come on guys, admonish me for ending with an exclamation mark.

It's the unnecessary space that is the real let down.

 

[DaveReading]

I don't see any misplaced apostrophes in what Cavalol quoted?

That's exactly the point. There were no apostrophes at all, let alone misplaced ones ...

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dag Hammar]

It's the unnecessary space that is the real let down.

I’ll let you have that one.

 

[Chris S]

 

[AndyRM]

It's not so bad, Oasis fans...