Any good jokes ... ?

[Alex321]

But punctuation is part of it. The entire sense can be changed by the punctuation.
Sprelling is also a challenge.

It can, but it wasn't in this case. I still have no idea what Cavalol thought was wrong (or DaveReading).

 

[Seevio]

It can, but it wasn't in this case. I still have no idea what Cavalol thought was wrong (or DaveReading).

... when I read members comments...

Should be members' comments, as in, the comments belonging to the members.

Can we get back to the jokes now?

 

[Profpointy]

Should be members' comments, as in, the comments belonging to the members.

Can we get back to the jokes now?

Which is correct

I helped my uncle Jack off his horse

I helped my uncle jack off his horse

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

 

[Profpointy]

The need for the Oxford comma is another good subject.

I had lunch with two transvestites, the Pope and the Prime Minister

is rather different from

I had lunch with two transvestites, the Pope, and the Prime Minister

 

[Dag Hammar]

Following the above thread on the subject of punctuation . . . . . . . . .

The other day my dog chased a man on his bike. Reluctantly I’ve had to take the bike off of him.

 

[Gwylan]

Following the above thread on the subject of punctuation . . . . . . . . .

The other day my dog chased a man on his bike. Reluctantly I’ve had to take the bike off of him.

But what regime does your dog use for his chain care?

 

[Dag Hammar]

But what regime does your dog use for his chain care?

He doesn’t have a chain, he has a beautiful leather collar !



Come on guys, admonish me for ending with an exclamation mark.

 

[Gwylan]

He doesn’t have a chain, he has a beautiful leather collar !



Come on guys, admonish me for ending with an exclamation mark.

It's the unnecessary space that is the real let down.

 

[DaveReading]

I don't see any misplaced apostrophes in what Cavalol quoted?

That's exactly the point. There were no apostrophes at all, let alone misplaced ones ...

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dag Hammar]

It's the unnecessary space that is the real let down.

I’ll let you have that one.

 

[Chris S]

 

[AndyRM]

It's not so bad, Oasis fans...

 

[Profpointy]

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Done something similar in university, though it was catfood, contents of an ashtray and laxative. Apparently after the third day the miscreant went to the doctor and was told he had gastro-enteritis.
It was beyond a joke if your stew or curry left in the fridge had been scoffed and you had nothing to eat on the sunday when the shops were closed, quite apart from money being tight to fund someone else's food