Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Ticket master have doubled their IT staff to deal with the Oasis concerts.
Both employees say they are very happy but don't like having to share the desk.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

My grandfather fought the Germans on the beaches in Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

 

[raleighnut]

My grandfather fought the Germans on the beaches in Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing./

The 'Towel' offensive ?

 

[AndyRM]

Spoiler: Contains rude words...

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

6

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Totally agree.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

It would have, had it been real.

The URL redirects to the Henderson's website.
The number plate is real, it's PO 09 ANG.

 

[tyred]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

The URL redirects to the Henderson's website.
The number plate is real, it's PO 09 ANG.

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I’d mistakenly looked up weremovesh.it instead of wemovesh.it.

 

[AndyRM]

I’d mistakenly looked up weremovesh.it instead of wemovesh.it.

Werewolves moving sh!t is a whole different level.

 

[PeteXXX]

The news is reporting tonight that the magician David Copperfield has disappeared!

I thought that was the whole point....

 

[Dave7]

I was reading about a big fight at Old Trafford........ Apparently the stewards insisted that the Utd fans stay to the end of the game.