Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Sydney met Mildred in the care home and they became a couple.
Sydney asked Mildred what she thought about sex, Mildred said I'd like it infrequently.
Sydney asked, is that one word or two ?

I've seen that twice now but it has just clicked..... very funny

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

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That outfit appears to be made from recycled laundry basket.

 

[Chris S]

And Taylor Swift appears to be a drag act.

 

[Venod]

 

[craigwend]

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Worst spot the ball competition?

 

[AndyRM]

It looks a bit like he's holding the head of the guy diagonally behind him?

 

[Slick]

It looks a bit like he's holding the head of the guy diagonally behind him?

If you squint maybe.

 

[postman]

I used to support this football team.But i had to stop,the scarf caused me neck problems.Give us an L give us an L give us an A oh sod it.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

What happens to bad rainbows?
They go to prism.
But don't worry...it's only a light sentence.

🌈

 

[Chris S]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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I always thought they were too goodie goodie!!!