Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Police in Australia have recovered an arm. It looks like the remnants of a shark attack and possibly a British holiday maker, as there was a tattoo that read 'Spurs for the league 2024/25'.

In a statement, Queensland Police said not even a great white would swallow that.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

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Sorry, I don’t get it… 🙂

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Sorry, I don’t get it… 🙂

No, nor me, been an interesting start to me day.... :-)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Try this instead .....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I was at a restaurant and the waiter asked which soup I wanted, Ordinary or Oasis..
"What's the difference" I asked..
"If you order the Oasis soup you get a roll with it"

 

[AndyRM]

 

[kynikos]

A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Cavalol]

Breaking news: A man has fainted on the luggage carousel at Liverpool airport. Doctors have said he's slowly coming round.

 

[Cavalol]

Try this instead .....

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'Wellends' as some wag in our scooter club once described them.

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[Venod]

Sydney met Mildred in the care home and they became a couple.
Sydney asked Mildred what she thought about sex, Mildred said I'd like it infrequently.
Sydney asked, is that one word or two ?