There is a wealthy guy in a London bar when a stunning brunette sits next to him. After a few minutes he said... Look, ii am a wealthy men, do you give hand jobs? She held her hands up to show loads of diamond rings and said......that's how I got these, the best you will ever get, £5K.
OK he says, let's find somewhere.
A while later they are back and he openly admits it was the best ever.
A while later he asks..... Do you give bl*w jobs.
She says....... What do you see on the Street? He says, a top of the range Merc. She says it will cost, £10K
Afterwards he admits it was the best ever.
After a while he says...... OK what about, some pussey.
She says..... What do you see across the road?
He says A Merc Franchise.
The brunette says..... Honey, if I had a pussey I would own, all that.
OK he says, let's find somewhere.
A while later they are back and he openly admits it was the best ever.
A while later he asks..... Do you give bl*w jobs.
She says....... What do you see on the Street? He says, a top of the range Merc. She says it will cost, £10K
Afterwards he admits it was the best ever.
After a while he says...... OK what about, some pussey.
She says..... What do you see across the road?
He says A Merc Franchise.
The brunette says..... Honey, if I had a pussey I would own, all that.
