Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine in a cake.

 

[Speicher]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine in a cake.

Where did you poach that joke from?

 

[AndyRM]

Oh no. Everyone's going to be cracking terrible egg jokes now.

 

[Oldhippy]

Eggactly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Where did you poach that joke from?

Can't remember, my mind's all scrambled.

 

[MichaelW2]

To date, no DJ has ever actually saved anyone's life.

This comprehensive article answers all your questions and covers the health and safety issues encountered by a Dj and anyone who has ever attended a disco or event where music was being played. The problems can be serious.

https://platinum-discos.co.uk/general/health-and-safety-issues-as-a-dj/

 

[Speicher]

I enjoy word puzzles, so I like my gesg scrabbled.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

This comprehensive article answers all your questions and covers the health and safety issues encountered by a Dj and anyone who has ever attended a disco or event where music was being played. The problems can be serious.

https://platinum-discos.co.uk/general/health-and-safety-issues-as-a-dj/

Blimey and there I was thinking this was a jokes thread! .....

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

I'm egghausted just scrolling through the jokes section.

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm egghausted just scrolling through the jokes section.

Shell-shocked, more like!

 

[Jameshow]

Shell-shocked, more like!

This thread really is a yoke ...!!

 

[postman]

It is six months since I joined the local gym.And I cannot see any improvement,so I will go in tomorrow and find out why.