Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

What's the name of that B movie where an african american, south asian woman became her party's nominee because her boss was diagnosed with senile dementia just weeks before the party convention? And she had to defeat a morbidly obese venom spewing political opponent with a missing ear. I'm sure you remember it. I can't believe anyone could sell that plot to the movie execs. It's ridiculous.

This is the jokes thread.

NCAP is thataway: https://ncap.cyclechat.net/

 

[tyred]

 

[Vantage]

 

[Gwylan]

This is the jokes thread.

NCAP is thataway: https://ncap.cyclechat.net/

That's what NCAP stands for.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[MichaelW2]

There's already a film called Cocaine Shark. It piggybacked off the success of Cocaine Bear.

Both came out last year.

Bear is great, Shark is rubbish.

There's only one way to find out...

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[ExBrit]

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Nice piece of AI art, that.

 

[markemark]

Nice piece of AI art, that.

One guy has 2 navels and there seems to be a random floating front half only of a bike.

 

[PeteXXX]

One guy has 2 navels and there seems to be a random floating front half only of a bike.

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.... Maybe this is where it ended up? 🤔

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

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If only there was a way to line the valve up with the cutout 😂

 

[Gwylan]

If only there was a way to line the valve up with the cutout 😂

There's no room for object rationality here.
The original post is funny.

It is also a visual presentation of an allegorical depiction of how most of the human race meet technology

 

[tyred]

If only there was a way to line the valve up with the cutout 😂

You could remove the valve, weld up and seal the hole, then drill a new hole and fit a new valve so it is in the right place.