Any good jokes ... ?
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Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Dag Hammar
Senior Member
- Location
- Essex
Two nuns are riding their bikes through a cobbled street.
One nun says to the other nun, I haven’t come this way before.
One nun says to the other nun, I haven’t come this way before.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
That's up before, tooThat crops up every few years
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-339#post-4930155
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-581#post-5596930
Toshiba Boy
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- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Supersuperleeds
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- Leicester
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