Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[tyred]

 

[T4tomo]

I once sent ten puns to a joke competition but none won.
That's the truth, no pun in ten did.

 

[Profpointy]

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Why do communists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft !

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Moon bunny]

If anyone knows a good fish pun let minnow. Thks.

Usually I am not good at thinking up fish puns, but I thought of one last night.
It was just a fluke.

 

[Gwylan]

Usually I am not good at thinking up fish puns, but I thought of one last night.
It was just a fluke.

Don't carp on about the ones that get away.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

Spotted on the back of a BMW parked (on the pavement) outside mine...

 

[FishFright]

 

[Cavalol]

Just opened a can of Red Bull.


It started playing Mull of Kintyre

 

[Andy in Germany]

Introvert experiences, number 234:

 

[Slick]

Just opened a can of Red Bull.


It started playing Mull of Kintyre

No sorry, that one needs some context for me.

 

[Andy in Germany]

No sorry, that one needs some context for me.

I figured it's a pop culture reference, as I didn't undertand it either.