Any good jokes ... ?

[dicko]

What do you call a fake opera singer?

Placebo Domingo

 

[tyred]

 

[richardfm]

What did the bus conductor say to the man with no arms, three heads and one leg?

'ello, 'ello, 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op on.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[markemark]

Just read a scathing Tripadvisor review of our solar system. One star.

 

[tyred]

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[srj10]

I find it strange that muffins spelt backwards is what you do when you take them out the oven.

 

[tyred]

Scottish weather forecast.

 

[AndyRM]

Scottish weather forecast.

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Genuinely not far off the mark with this, which makes it even funnier!

 

[Profpointy]

Scottish weather forecast.

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I'm reminded of the account of a young couple staying in a guest house on Skye. It rained solidly for 10 days, and they asked the landlady's little boy if it always rained like that on Skye. "I don't know", he replied, "I'm only nine"

 

[Domus]

Genuinely not far off the mark with this, which makes it even funnier!

Drove up the M6 a few years ago in bright sunshine, the first matrix sign after Gretna was showing, Slow - Heavy Rain, Poor visibility.

I said it's probably broken and that is the default setting.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Drove up the M6 a few years ago in bright sunshine, the first matrix sign after Gretna was showing, Slow - Heavy Rain, Poor visibility.

I said it's probably broken and that is the default setting.

We park a rather large, dark and rain laden cloud over the border region to try and deter those from the south from coming up north.