Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

It's Birds of Prey quiz time, folks.

Fingers on buzzards...

🦅

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Apparently, a load of Microsoft software has fallen off the back of a lorry.

That's the Word on the street.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Someone asked me what was the French word for white but sadly my mind went blank.

 

[Dave7]

I called in at a restaurant and asked if they had table.
He said "do you mind waiting".
I said "not a problem"
He said "fine, take these drinks to table 9 then these main meals to table 5".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just spotted exactly the same crossword clue for an eleven letter word in two different newspapers.
Coincidence?

 

[Dave7]

A guy walks into a pub along with his pet monkey.
The monkey proceeds to walk around eating anything it sees. Then it jumps on the pool table and swallows the cue ball.
The manager shouts "look, its just ate the cue ball". The guy apologises and pays for what the monkey has eaten.
Next week they return. This time the monkey snatches a maltezer, shoves it up his bum and then eats it. Then he does the same with some peanuts, up his bum then eats them.
The manger shouts "look what it is doing"!!!!
The guy says "yea, since it had to sh*t that cue ball he measures everything now".