Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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That would be permanently empty.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whatever you do in life, always give 100%.

Just not when you're donating blood.

 

[tyred]

 

[BigSid]

Questionable taste but I still laughed, and I rather suspect HRH might giggle too

HM now, not HRH!! Take him to the Tower!

 

[morrisman]

HM now, not HRH!! Take him to the Tower!

Actually he is His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. So maybe you should join ProfPointy in the tower

 

[Chislenko]

Actually he is His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. So maybe you should join ProfPointy in the tower

If John Barnard Jenkins had succeeded he would have lost one title and we would no longer have a prince of a foreign country imposed on us.

 

[Slick]

If John Barnard Jenkins had succeeded he would have lost one title and we would no longer have a prince of a foreign country imposed on us.

And if your aunty had nuts, she'd be your uncle.

 

[Andy in Germany]

If John Barnard Jenkins had succeeded he would have lost one title and we would no longer have a prince of a foreign country imposed on us.

Just don't get any ideas about sending them back, okay?

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

And if your aunty had nuts, she'd be your uncle.

We say "if your uncle had t*ts he'd be your aunty.

 

[Gwylan]

We say "if your uncle had t*ts he'd be your aunty.

Is that certain these days?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]