Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

A wife says to her husband "you don't look attractive sat there drinking all that alcohol".
Husband replies "I'm not trying to look attractive, I'm trying to make you look attractive".

 

[srj10]

I always assumed Taylor Swift was somewhere I could get my trousers fixed when I was in a hurry.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I always assumed Taylor Swift was somewhere I could get my trousers fixed when I was in a hurry.

I bet that's a running joke in her family.

 

[postman]

I am old enough to remember changing tellys manually.When remotes came out i said well this changes everything.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Gwylan]

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Sorry this post just exploits the terminally gullible.

 

[tyred]

 

[Jameshow]

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Sorry not clicking!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I've started a yacht building business in my garden shed.

Sails are going through the roof.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I let my pub quiz team down badly with my wild guess that the Fatal Attraction actress was Glenn Hoddle.





Not even Close.

 

[Seevio]

I've just seen a really sad looking RAC bloke. I thought to myself, "that lad is heading for a breakdown."