Any good jokes ... ?

[BigSid]

 

[Profpointy]

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Questionable taste but I still laughed, and I rather suspect HRH might giggle too

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Gwylan]

I

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I'll leave you to your existential crise then.
A good night's sleep usually helps.

 

[Cavalol]

What was Mel and Kim’s favourite Scottish waterway?

The River Tay Tay Tay Tay t-t-t-t-t Tay Tay.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Isn't the answer just two pairs of pliers?

 

[Alex321]

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Two pairs of pliers.

Just as this is two pairs of trousers

And this is two pairs of scissors

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

I have taken up meditation.
I thought its got to be better than sitting around doing nothing.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[morrisman]

Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos.
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon.