Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I enjoy modelling clothes in catalogues as much as the Next man.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

So true...

 

[Salty seadog]

Dave Allen was probably my favourite comedian of all time.

He could spin a yarn.

 

[flopner]

 

[tyred]

When you identify as a Jaguar.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I said to my wife…”Do you remember those wild parties we used to go to in the sixties.”
She said…”Remember them, I’ve still got the Tupperware!”

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Myself and my wife walked past a new, very swanky restaurant in town last night.

"Wow, did you smell that food?" She asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being the kind hearted soul that I am, I thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

So we turned round and walked past again.