Any good jokes ... ?

[Nibor]

Your coat...

It wasn't a joke i was stating a fact lol sorry about the unfortunate pun.

 

[AndyRM]

It wasn't a joke i was stating a fact lol sorry about the unfortunate pun.

It did make me smile to be fair!

 

[Slick]

It did make me smile to be fair!

How would you feel if I told you I read your signature as nob in a refinery?

 

[AndyRM]

How would you feel if I told you I read your signature as nob in a refinery?

A grevious insult against my family as my dad spent his adult life working in refineries, and while we disagree sometimes I wouldn't call him a nob.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

Is this a street sign or a warning?

 

[Dave7]

Is this a street sign or a warning?

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Depends on whether you are male or female and how  young old you are.

 

[tyred]

 

[Gwylan]

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Is it vegan water?

 

[Chris S]

You may joke but a while back there was a product on the market called 'Skinny Water'.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

Wife: You're shirtless?
Me: *nods*
Wife: And covered in... oil?
Me: You know how you always say I never glisten?
Wife: Listen. You never listen!
Me: Oh.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I have to admit it took a few seconds.