Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I was sat in a restaurant last night and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail.
I looked round and this fella shouts: “That's just for starters!”.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Been having a clear out and came across an old, broken barometer.

Anybody want it?

No pressure.

 

[Mr Celine]

Ever since this storm started my wife hasn't stopped looking through the window.

If it gets any worse I might have to let her back in.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

United States of America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country.

United Kingdom: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed three times. Bread rolls have a new name.

 

[flopner]

View: https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1749394477347729461

 

[tyred]

 

[Nibor]

United States of America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country.

United Kingdom: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed three times. Bread rolls have a new name.

More like 30 minutes in the UK

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

My new mobile phone has just been delivered.

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve got 10 top facts about Diarrhoea:

No.2 might surprise you.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Only a woman who has given birth to a baby, without an epidural, can understand a man who is suffering a cold.

 

[Toshiba Boy]