Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

I've lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on my head.
I've been using the new loaf hat diet.

 

[morrisman]

A new Thai place has opened in the lovely town of Tring

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Nibor]

Top tip
If your wife is mad at youbuy a new bike.
She will still be mad at you but you will have a new bike!

 

[Dave7]

Top tip
If your wife is mad at youbuy a new bike.
She will still be mad at you but you will have a new bike!

Just passed that on to my son......I will see what happens.

 

[FishFright]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[FishFright]

A Tibetan Monk has apparently seen the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.

He told reporters "I can't believe it's not Buddha"

 

[Jameshow]

Top tip
If your wife is mad at youbuy a new bike.
She will still be mad at you but you will have a new bike!

Do it once too many times....

You'll be outside.....

DAMHIK! 🤣🤣🤣

 

[newfhouse]

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[Toshiba Boy]

"Sorry, are you...?"

"Oh.....no! No, I'm not, sorry...."

"Ah! That's OK, haha, thanks, sorry"

"Sorry"

Transcript of a Brit asking another Brit if they are in the queue

 

[postman]

i have been keeping fit,i have just finished my seventh marathon in two weeks.Next week i am going to try mars bars.

 

[tyred]

 

[T4tomo]

i have been keeping fit,i have just finished my seventh marathon in two weeks.Next week i am going to try mars bars.

this waa quite an old joke in 1990 when it rebranded!

 

[Dave7]

When you are hurt, no body feels your pain.
When you are sad, no body feels your sorrow.
When you cry, no one feels your tears.

But fart once ....