Any good jokes ... ?

[Seevio]

Me: I'd like to buy a motorcycle.
Yamaha: OK, we got you.
Me: I'd also like to buy a piano. Do you know anyone who can help?
Yamaha: You're not going to believe this...

 

[Andy in Germany]

Me: I'd like to buy a motorcycle.
Yamaha: OK, we got you.
Me: I'd also like to buy a piano. Do you know anyone who can help?
Yamaha: You're not going to believe this...

They even have a rather prestigious Piano School in Japan.

 

[PeteXXX]

Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Dunap
Dunap who?
So have I, can I borrow some toilet paper?

💩

 

[Alex H]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Andy_R]

I have a mate who writes music about sewing machines.

He's a singer/songwriter...sew it seams...

 

[dicko]

It's a little known fact that there is a Patron Saint of checking bread rolls before removing them from the oven.

Saint John The Bap Test

I’ll get my coat.

 

[Seevio]

It's a little known fact that there is a Patron Saint of checking bread rolls before removing them from the oven.

Saint John The Bap Test

I’ll get my coat.

Apparently, the traditional time to tell this joke is 24th November.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dag Hammar]

Apparently, the traditional time to tell this joke is 24th.

Indeed, Seevio. I guess that’s why PeteXXX posted this very same joke on the 24th November.

 

[Seevio]

Indeed, Seevio. I guess that’s why PeteXXX posted this very same joke on the 24th November.

And in 2021 and 2022.

 

[Mike_P]

 

[dicko]

I really love Tarmac, in fact it’s right up my street