Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

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That's obviously not real: a Tesla would have caught fire.

 

[PeteXXX]

Mmmmm... Tasty!

 

[tyred]

Very misty out but should be a good day. Washing on, hopefully should get it dried outside today.

Porridge ready for consumption when it cools a bit. Then will be time to fire up the computer and put on my ball and chain for the day.

 

[PeteXXX]

Very misty out but should be a good day. Washing on, hopefully should get it dried outside today.

Porridge ready for consumption when it cools a bit. Then will be time to fire up the computer and put on my ball and chain for the day.

Possibly the wrong thread? 🤔 😂

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

Possibly the wrong thread? 🤔 😂

I was wondering where my post had gone.

 

[postman]

To treat the birds i bought some winter feed.One week later Amazon asked for feed back.Sorry it's all been eaten i replied.

 

[markemark]

I put my car into reverse this morning for the first time in ages. I thought, this takes me back.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

What do you call a fake dad?

A faux pas.

 

[postman]

I have just been in to the shed to look for my step ladder.I never knew my real ladder.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[postman]

First of all Postman puts on hard hat,then puts his arms in his coat.Ready to run.I saw this and thought well it's not normally my type but I like it So here goes.Why did the scientist take a boson to church well there would be no mass without it.

 

[newfhouse]

Map of Europe drawn from memory.

 

[srj10]

What do nuclear physicists have for dinner?
Fission chips

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na