Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

My friend is considering quitting his job as a police officer, does that qualify as a cop out?

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

I wanted to find out more about relationships, so I bought a book called How to Hug ........ didn't improve anything

On closer inspection it was Volume 14 of The Encyclopedia Britannica.

 

[tyred]

I went into a bar and ordered a gin and slimline tonic. The barman asked me how my diet was going.

I replied it was going well but not as good as my mate, Joe, who is following the Dolly Parton diet.

The barman asked if it works.

I said it worked for him as it made Joe lean.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just been attacked by a small ginger boy doing martial arts.

Turned out to be the carroty kid.

 

[Cavalol]

My scouse mate is trying to find out who stole his board game.

He hasn’t got a cluedo.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

It's possible to make multiple wives out of paper using the ancient art of polygami.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just started a new job as an anaesatheist. I give pain relief to non-believers.