Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

My wife left because of my obsession with The Dave Clark Five

I’m in pieces, bits and pieces

😁

I'm guessing you're glad all over.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

If you get a friend request from the All Blacks, ignore them. They’re hakkers.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

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There’s an echo on this page

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Its getting chilly out in the mornings

This morning I passed farmer and asked him why I could hear Tubular Bells coming from his winter crops

He said "Don;t worry - it is just my cold field"

 

[AndyRM]

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Similarly,

I asked if I was the only one she'd ever slept with, she replies "Yes, the others kept me up all night".

 

[PeteXXX]

There’s an echo on this page

I knew I'd seen it somewhere before! 😂

 

[simon the viking]

Stolen from Facebook... Apologies if it's been posted before... I've been away for a while and don't want to read a 100 odd pages of jokes to find out

 

[Jameshow]

Stolen from Facebook... Apologies if it's been posted before... I've been away for a while and don't want to read a 100 odd pages of jokes to find out

Ok then a yacht if I must!!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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HERESY!!

CALL THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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I'd think of it in terms of having to watch/listen to people talking about f**tballists