Any good jokes ... ?
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Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Added car free smugness to my laughter as this is a problem for other people...
I wonder have Sturmey Archer ever considered fitting a low oil warning lamp to their hub gears 🤔
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Mike Ayling
Veteran
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- Melbourne Downunda
Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record saying, “In the last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening.
“I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening.
“I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog!”
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Supersuperleeds
Legendary Member
- Location
- Leicester
That joke is older than you.
