Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[colly]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

At breakfast, I asked my wife “What would you do I if won the lottery?”

She replied, “I’d take half, and then leave you.”

“Great,” I said “I won £12 yesterday. Here’s 6 quid. Stay in touch.”

 

[Alex H]

For some reason, I think the designer of these 'rock towers' (at a local mini-golf course) did not have their mind on the job.

 

[AndyRM]

For some reason, I think the designer of these 'rock towers' (at a local mini-golf course) did not have their mind on the job.

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Ooohhh, I think they very much did!

 

[tyred]

 

[Nibor]

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Is Drago missing again?

 

[CharlieB]

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a huge lake of orange fizzy pop.
When I woke up, i realised it was just a Fanta sea.

 

[Chris S]

Is Drago missing again?

He's probably gone to Israel to sort out Hamas ...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

My wife said to surprise her for her birthday.
I hid in the wardrobe and when she opened it I screamed “BOO!!”
She doesn’t seem as pleased as I thought she would.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Seevio]

What if we went to ET's planet and found that all the other ETs were wearing clothes?

 

[ClichéGuevara]