Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Lesson 2.

 

[PeteXXX]

Lesson 2.

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Got the T Shirt... 😉

 

[mistyoptic]

And, for the plane enthusiasts

 

[MichaelW2]

And, for the plane enthusiasts
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Our Politician Identification Guide (aka Ballot Card) only labels them Conservative, Labour, Liberal, Green or Commie.
Journos laugh at our crude naievity and have highly nuanced sub-classifications for each faction, wing, tendancy and ideology , each in constant flux as underlying personality conflicts come to the fore during leadership contests.

 

[craigwend]

 

[mistyoptic]

My dog ate all my scrabble letters, so he’s at the vet - no word yet.

 

[bruce1530]

My dog ate all my scrabble letters, so he’s at the vet - no word yet.

"Doctor, I've got a terrible compulsion for eating Scrabble tiles. Is that dangerous?"

"Well, put it this way, your next sh*t could spell disaster..."

 

[tyred]

 

[Domus]

Adam to Eve "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets"

 

[Chris S]

 

[Jameshow]

Did you hear about the short sighted circumcision Dr?

No...

Cause he got the sack....!🤣🤣🤣

 

[flopner]

When I was a kid I had a BB gun and used to shoot it around the neighborhood.
My mother told me " you're not gonna be happy until you put out someone's eye with that BB gun.
So ya know life went by and I became successful and made a good living but still I wasn't really happy.
When I was 50 years old I went to Tibet and hiked up the Himalayas to see a wisdom Guru.
After a long and dangerous hike I finally got to the guru's shrine and asked him "'what can I do to be happy?"
He said " You're not going to be happy until you put out someone's eye with that BB gun"

 

[tyred]

Bruce Springsteen says that due to the rising cost of electricity, he will be dancing in the dark.

 

[Toshiba Boy]